Episodes

Friday Nov 06, 2020
A President or a Resident - 11-5-20
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Friday Nov 06, 2020
This week's episode is a slightly-shorter-than-usual affair that isn't short enough to be a "FAST CASH!" but isn't as long as most full episodes. Whatever. In it, I freak out about the election for a while, then talk about Sean Connery, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, and even touch on Tana French and the Venture Bros. It's all over the place and I think that's probably pretty fun to listen to. Be sure to check out the companion blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com!
Here's the time breakdown:
- 000 - Intro: Derek freaks out about politics
- 8:07 - Music Break - Being There
- 8:37 - Rest in Peace, Sean Connery
- 25:29 - Music Break - Scars
- 25:59 - Music stuff - Springsteen and Costello
- 33:42 - Music Break - Coming Storm
- 34:12 - Outro, including hastily talking about Tana French and the Venture Bros.

Friday Oct 30, 2020
An Episode About Dead Folks - FAST CASH - 10/29/20
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
The cover photo of this episode is an inside joke for people who understand what the 3 of Clubs means in magic circles. Figured it would throw some of you...
Anyway, this is more or less a "Fast Cash" episode, even though it's a *little* longer than that. I dish out what felt like a TON of "RIPs" to The Amazing Randy, Jerry Jeff Walker, Billy Joe Shaver, and Tracy Smothers, and then I talk about the Tom Petty "Wildflowers and All the Rest" box set that just came out. And I also talk about my experience voting early in the intro and plug my buddy Jim's comic book in the outro. I had fun with this one. Hope you do too!
Time index:
- 0:00 - Intro Stuff
- 11:12 - Music Break - "Being There"
- 11:27 - Rest in Peace, Amazing Randy, Jerry Jeff Walker, Billy Joe Shaver, and Tracy Smothers
- 24:29 - Music Break - "Beautiful Disaster"
- 24:44 - Tom Petty - "Wildflowers and All the Rest"
- 30:20 - Music Break - "Nobody Has It All"
- 30:35 - Outro Stuff including a plug for Butcher Queen.
Thanks for your support!

Monday Oct 26, 2020
Me and My Noises that I Make - 10/24/20
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Monday Oct 26, 2020
This week's? month's? episode is a full-length episode where I talk about a bunch of stuff including books by Tana French, music from Big Star, The Replacements, Lou Reed, and Prince, and I touch on some recommended Halloween viewing--Ed Wood, Rocky Horror, Clue, and Knives Out. It's a fun one. Enjoy it! I DEMAND that you enjoy it! And check out the companion blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for photos and shit.
Thanks for your support!
- 0:00 - Intro
- 9:37 - Music Break - What I'm Dying For
- 10:07 - Tana French Books, particularly "The Witch Elm"
- 22:51 - Music Break - Who I Am
- 23:21 - Deluxe Edition Box Sets!
- 25:05 - Big Star - Complete Third
- 29:21 - The Replacements - Pleased to Meet Me
- 35:28 - Lou Reed - New York
- 44:50 - Prince - Sign O The Times
- 54:41 - Music Break - Amanda, I'm Tired
- 55:11 - Halloween Movie Recommendations
- 56:52 - Ed Wood
- 1:01:05 - Rocky Horror
- 1:02:45 - Clue
- 1:05:35 - Knives Out, Etc
- 1:08:13 - Music Break - No One Leaves St. Louis
- 1:08:43 - Outro

Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
SPECIAL EPISODE - 10/6/20 - Remembering Eddie Van Halen
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
This is a special episode with a different tone. The news broke today that Eddie Van Halen has died. I had to talk through that for a while. Thanks for listening.

Sunday Oct 04, 2020
MY MOUTH IS A CIRCLE! - Fast Cash 10/3/20
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Here's a nice, short episode for you, after the previous Robin Williams episode that was a real endurance test (but thanks for listening to it!). In this Fast Cash episode, we take just shy of a half-hour to talk about Neil Young, Red Dwarf, and a new comic book version of Slaughter House Five. The start of the show has a bit of a political rant to it, given recent world events...so pay attention to the time-breakdown below if you want to skip that. :)
As always, please visit the companion blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for photos and more!
- 0:00 - Intro, with some political ranting
- 7:22 - Music Break - Outlaw
- 7:42 - Neil Young - "The Times"
- 12:45 - Music Break - Burn
- 13.05 - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land
- 18:12 - Music Break - Greetings From Far Away
- 18:32 - Slaughter House Five Graphic Novel
- 25:43 - Music Break - We All Just Got Here
- 26:03 - Outro, including my now-legendary John Lithgow impression.

Friday Sep 18, 2020
I WATCHED 30 ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIES (and so can you!) 9/17/20
Friday Sep 18, 2020
Friday Sep 18, 2020
This week's episode is a movie-length theme episode. After realizing that we'd passed what should've been Robin Williams' 69th birthday and also the 6th anniversary of his death, I decided to watch some Robin Williams movies. And "some" turned into "30." In this special episode, I talk about all 30 of the movies I watched and also give my thoughts on Robin in general. It's a fun ride!
Check out the companion blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for photos and more!

Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
The Implants in our Nipples - FAST CASH 9/1/20
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
Today's episode of Empty Checking FAST CASH is just shy of a half hour of talking about Knives Out, Taylor Swift, and some candles I bought. It's short, it's sweet, and it's something finally uploaded! Dig it!
Be sure to check out http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for more!
Time Index:
- 0:00 - Intro and Candles
- 8:09 - Music Break #1 - Coming Storm
- 8:28 - Knives Out
- 14:35 - Music Beak #2 - Hindsight
- 14:55 - Taylor Swift - Folklore
- 23:00 - Music Break #3 - You and Your Perfect Life
- 23:20 - Outro

Thursday Aug 06, 2020
The Inaugural "Fast Cash!" (8/5/20)
Thursday Aug 06, 2020
Thursday Aug 06, 2020
This is a super-short episode (for me, anyway)! I've been wanting to sometimes just do short episodes where I maybe only talk about a couple of things because I don't always have an hour-long episode to do, but I can always do 15-20 minutes. So I'm going to do that sometimes, and when I do I'm going to call it a "Fast Cash" episode to tie in with the "Empty Checking" phrasing and whatnot--you get it. This is the first one! Fast Cash!
In this one I bid farewell to Pete Hamill, then talk about the Yakuza game series, the new album by Alanis Morissette, and Rick and Morty. It's a good one. But short! FAST CASH!!!!!!!!
Be sure to check out the blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for pictures and stuff, too!

Thursday Jul 30, 2020
*BONUS EPISODE* - The Departure Episode (7/30/20)
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
This is a BONUS EPISODE where I sit, listen to my album "Departure" that came out this past April and talk about it. This isn't everybody's cup of tea, I know...but don't worry, I'll do another "official" Empty Checking episode this weekend. This one's just for fun!
Check out the companion blog at emptychecking.blogspot.com for photos of stuff I mentioned in the show and more!

Sunday Jul 26, 2020
7/25/20 - I Don't Always Know When a List is Going to Happen
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
In this episode I catch up on a few things I've been meaning to talk about for a while including Books by Charlene Ng and Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, the Prime series Good Omens, the movie Rocketman, and music from Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and Rufus Wainwright. All that and more!
Check out the companion blog at http://emptychecking.blogspot.com for photos and more!
Also note that I'll be posting a BONUS EPISODE later this week where I listen to and talk about my album "Departure" just for fun. It'll come a little sooner than a normal episode might, so be on the lookout for that.
Time Index:
- 0:00 - Intro Stuff
- 12:16 - Music Break - "The Best"
- 16:44 - Books - "Everything I Never Told You" by Celeste Ng, and "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
- 35:02 - Music Break - "Slip Away"
- 35:32 - Movies/TV - Good Omens and Rocketman.
- 55:19 - Music Break - "Greetings From Far Away"
- 55:49 - Music Reviews - "Rough and Rowdy Ways" by Bob Dylan, "Homecoming" by Neil Young, and "Unfollow the Rules" by Rufus Wainwright
- 1:14:46 - Music Break - "Always"
- 1:15:16 - Outro Stuff